Wednesday 27 March 2013

Flirty at nine thirty in Starbucks...my new stalking haunt

A full house in Starbucks this morning of Mummy's, Daddy's, babies, workers and Jeremy Kyle guests...

"Did you sleep with my sister, you swine?"

Doting Daddy

Coffee breath

Monday 17 September 2012

Lord Muck on board the 12:33 to Old Street....

A nice chill out journey into London today for me, no Rat Racers on board apart from me Lady of Leisure and my friend Lord Muck....

The train five minutes late set this guy off. Never known anyone to tut so much in a space of 20 minutes. Train travel is not for this brother

Now for your close up

Tuesday 21 August 2012

Going Underground on the 11:35 to Kings Cross....

Everyone is off the grid as we venture deeper into our journey on the Northern Line. I must say, it's harder to stalk on the tube, but after switching seats a few times, I managed to seek out this wonderful long headed beauty....

Monday 13 August 2012

Post Olympic feaver on the 10:24 to Moorgate....

Thought I'd hold the pencils at bay this morning and bring out the the ol' pen and ink.
Anyway it looks like everyone had a late one last night watching the proceedings on the box, zonked out Rat Racers or what....






Wednesday 20 June 2012

Rat Racers should have gone to Spec Savers, on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

....Come on lads, whats with the small thin rimmers - it's all about larger thicker ones this season....


It's so hot, his jowls are melting


Monday 28 May 2012

Feeling hot hot hot on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

After an eventful weekend full of sun and fun, it's back to the grindstone you Rat Racers....

Still pissed

Hung over, like his belly

Sweaty Eddie's a little over dressed

Wednesday 23 May 2012

Om shanti crew on board the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Loving the vibe on my train this morning thanks to these zen rat racers, spreading love and peace. These rat racers are so positive....

"I love my co-workers."

"I embrace working overtime ten days in a row and that one of my ears is smaller than the other."

"I rejoice in the prospect of working double shifts throughout the Diamond Jubilee bank holiday."

Thursday 3 May 2012

Thursday's muses on the 8:41 to Moorgate....

My main observations today were the male Rat Racers and their various hair do's....


Receding front complimented with a solid waxy miniature quiff

Sharp gelled spikes to compliment the tan

Carpet thick texture with a prominent 'V' block fringe

Monday 30 April 2012

Monday morning's 8:35 reading waggon to Kings Cross....

Just how the Rat Race Stalker likes her subjects - occupied preferably reading and in their own little world, makes my little crime that little bit easier....

Chicken Jowl-Frezie

Billy Jowl


Tessa Jowls



Thursday 26 April 2012

Drowned Rats on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A little sprinkle of rain did not deter the Rat Race Stalker this morning....


Face like thunder and a head like a mountain

Walter Matthau catching up on some literature

Wet afro eyebrows

Monday 23 April 2012

Give us your best side on the 11:28 to Moorgate....

....A right set of posers on the train this morning, showing off their perfect profiles. Anyone would think we were on the set of Britains next top model....


Work it Miss Marple, show us what you got

Pout it brother

Work that chin, oh yes, perfect


Monday 26 March 2012

Happy Mondays on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Tired, stubbled and withdrawn - it looks like we're all suffering from 'lazyitus' this morning....

It's not like Ronnie Corbett not to have a shave

Frank from Footballers Wives just chillin listening to some beats

The carriage eye candy

Friday 9 March 2012

Friday Flavour on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

This lot, with their perfectly symmetrical faces bursting with character, are wasted on the Rat Race. They are beauties. If I was a casting director, I'd make them all stars....


I detect a vibe of the ol' thespian Ronnie Reagan, from this guy

A cobble beauty! Corrie is crying out for her. Emily Bishop, watch your back sista....

An older, porkier Branning brother in Eastenders....


Tuesday 6 March 2012

Stiff upper lips on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

Pin drop silence, lack of eye contact, lack of smiles, lack of conversation - welcome to Tuesday mornings Rat Race....



Wednesday 29 February 2012

Carriage of delights on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A bouffant, big eyebrows, jowls, chins, hooters, big eyes, specs, stubbles, receding hair - all the rat racer characteristics that make my journey so enjoyable....


Tumbleweed eyebrows
 
Her eyes are as small as piss holes in the snow without her glasses

Looks like someones letting one rip

Tuesday 28 February 2012

Welcome onboard Tuesday's 10:48 Lurgee Wagon to Moorgate....

Sneezing, coughing and snot all over the gaff this morning. The main offenders this time, being the boys, suffering with what I think they call Man Flu....

Man, your tash has crusty bogies on it

Man, stop wiping your nose on your cuff
 
Man, you don't have to sneeze so loud

Monday 27 February 2012

Just another Manic Monday on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

These Rat racers must have got frantically dressed this morning and forgot to get some razor action on their boat race....


Keith Bishop from The Office in da house
 
Watch out villains, The Equaliser's in town
 
That stubble will be a bush by tea time!


Friday 24 February 2012

The pouting crew onboard the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

These Rat Racers couldn't stop showing off their bee stung smackers. Well Angelina Jolie has nothing on this lot....


The 'paid on hubby's credit card', look (the tits are next)

The lemon sucker, look

The frozen wide open, look