The Mr.Men on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

Well hark at me, how lucky was I sharing my carriage this morning with the legendary Mr.Men....

Mr.Lazy

Mr.Worry

and Mr.Grumpy....aka Mr.Face Like Thunder!

Spec - tacular Rat Racers on board the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Well I learnt this morning that no one pair of specs are ever the same....

Rectangular glass, nostril resters

Large, square glass magnifiers

Ridge of nose, resters - perfect for those with a more angular hooter

Lots of hair heads onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These fella's don't know how lucky they are, most men their age would be rockin a crooked toupee. Check out their wonderful barnets....

Check out the high waisted, checkered trousers, held up with the thinnest belt he could find

A well insulated man thanks to his two chins, eye brows and head hair

This guy's an adult version of Barbie's fella Ken - hence the shiney doll hair

The designer stubble makes a come back on the 9:02 to Kings Cross

Hairs to a wonderful day......

Hairy biker David Myers. Why aye man, diggin the solid goatee

Salman Rushdie rockin a bit of facial hair

Stubble trouble

Z Listers onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross

Now then boys, you can't pull the wool over my eyes, I know who you are....

Adrian Chiles (or a toby jug)

Mo al fayed's tash makes him look a bit creepy

Chris 'thick of it' Langham

Mutton and Lamb on the 11:08 to Moorgate....

I was half expecting this lady below to whip off her mac, revealing her bare essentials - strippergram stylie....

This lady is either dressed as a prozzie, going to a fancy dress do or auditioning for Tootsie!

Lamb dressed as Mutton?

Cream Crackered!

The Three Tenors on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

It was back to world cup fever 1990 on my carriage this morning, but not quite as I remember, as the Three Tenors graced us with their presence....

Cerreras is getting his tash ready for Movember

err, more like Pat Arotti....

....and Dom Ingo!

Monday's Mardy Bum's onboard the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Oi fella's, if the wind changes, your face's will stay that way....

Checked shirt emphasising the ol' gut there

Ian Hislop praying he won't get sued this week

Steven Spielberg is not a morning person

The Jolly Boys Outing on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

These four Musketeers are on a day trip to London. It was so funny listening to them bicker about their itinerary for the day....

(Wannabe) Leader of the pack

Apparently he "knows London like the back of his hand!"

Think the boys have worn him out -  nackered already and the day hasn't even started

I Shouldn't have had that curry last night!

Wind swept on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Well whoever decided to open all the windows in the carriage this morning had no idea of the comedy value it was to achieve - there was hair flying all over the gaff. It was especially funny to watch those who had little in the first place, frantically attempting to keep it all in tact....

That stubborn tuft of fringe, refused to budge

Chuffin wind!

Luckily Jeremy Clarkson's tough locks withstand any weather condition

Snooze fest Tuesday on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Narcolepsy central today amongst my Rat Racers - this lot couldn't keep their eyes open for love nor money....

Mr.Jerry Curl

Metro worms on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

For many, a decent train journey wouldn't be complete without a Metro keeping us Rat Racers abreast of the latest news and sport....

Look, The Pope even loves the Metro

Current affairs? Sod that, straight to back page for this fella

She's still gutted Jade Richards was booted off X Factor