Lord Muck on board the 12:33 to Old Street....

A nice chill out journey into London today for me, no Rat Racers on board apart from me Lady of Leisure and my friend Lord Muck....

The train five minutes late set this guy off. Never known anyone to tut so much in a space of 20 minutes. Train travel is not for this brother

Now for your close up

Going Underground on the 11:35 to Kings Cross....

Everyone is off the grid as we venture deeper into our journey on the Northern Line. I must say, it's harder to stalk on the tube, but after switching seats a few times, I managed to seek out this wonderful long headed beauty....

Post Olympic feaver on the 10:24 to Moorgate....

Thought I'd hold the pencils at bay this morning and bring out the the ol' pen and ink.
Anyway it looks like everyone had a late one last night watching the proceedings on the box, zonked out Rat Racers or what....

Rat Racers should have gone to Spec Savers, on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

....Come on lads, whats with the small thin rimmers - it's all about larger thicker ones this season....

It's so hot, his jowls are melting

Feeling hot hot hot on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

After an eventful weekend full of sun and fun, it's back to the grindstone you Rat Racers....

Still pissed

Hung over, like his belly

Sweaty Eddie's a little over dressed

Om shanti crew on board the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Loving the vibe on my train this morning thanks to these zen rat racers, spreading love and peace. These rat racers are so positive....

"I love my co-workers."

"I embrace working overtime ten days in a row and that one of my ears is smaller than the other."

"I rejoice in the prospect of working double shifts throughout the Diamond Jubilee bank holiday."

Thursday's muses on the 8:41 to Moorgate....

My main observations today were the male Rat Racers and their various hair do's....

Receding front complimented with a solid waxy miniature quiff

Sharp gelled spikes to compliment the tan

Carpet thick texture with a prominent 'V' block fringe

Monday morning's 8:35 reading waggon to Kings Cross....

Just how the Rat Race Stalker likes her subjects - occupied preferably reading and in their own little world, makes my little crime that little bit easier....

Chicken Jowl-Frezie

Billy Jowl

Tessa Jowls

Drowned Rats on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A little sprinkle of rain did not deter the Rat Race Stalker this morning....

Face like thunder and a head like a mountain

Walter Matthau catching up on some literature

Wet afro eyebrows

Give us your best side on the 11:28 to Moorgate....

....A right set of posers on the train this morning, showing off their perfect profiles. Anyone would think we were on the set of Britains next top model....



Work it Miss Marple, show us what you got



Pout it brother



Work that chin, oh yes, perfect



Happy Mondays on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Tired, stubbled and withdrawn - it looks like we're all suffering from 'lazyitus' this morning....

It's not like Ronnie Corbett not to have a shave

Frank from Footballers Wives just chillin listening to some beats

The carriage eye candy

Friday Flavour on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

This lot, with their perfectly symmetrical faces bursting with character, are wasted on the Rat Race. They are beauties. If I was a casting director, I'd make them all stars....



I detect a vibe of the ol' thespian Ronnie Reagan, from this guy



A cobble beauty! Corrie is crying out for her. Emily Bishop, watch your back sista....



An older, porkier Branning brother in Eastenders....



Stiff upper lips on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

Pin drop silence, lack of eye contact, lack of smiles, lack of conversation - welcome to Tuesday mornings Rat Race....

Carriage of delights on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A bouffant, big eyebrows, jowls, chins, hooters, big eyes, specs, stubbles, receding hair - all the rat racer characteristics that make my journey so enjoyable....



Tumbleweed eyebrows

 

Her eyes are as small as piss holes in the snow without her glasses



Looks like someones letting one rip

Welcome onboard Tuesday's 10:48 Lurgee Wagon to Moorgate....

Sneezing, coughing and snot all over the gaff this morning. The main offenders this time, being the boys, suffering with what I think they call Man Flu....

Man, your tash has crusty bogies on it



Man, stop wiping your nose on your cuff

 

Man, you don't have to sneeze so loud

Just another Manic Monday on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

These Rat racers must have got frantically dressed this morning and forgot to get some razor action on their boat race....



Keith Bishop from The Office in da house

 

Watch out villains, The Equaliser's in town

 

That stubble will be a bush by tea time!



The pouting crew onboard the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

These Rat Racers couldn't stop showing off their bee stung smackers. Well Angelina Jolie has nothing on this lot....



The 'paid on hubby's credit card', look (the tits are next)



The lemon sucker, look



The frozen wide open, look



Prints Charmings on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These cat walk hotties showcasing the best in bold prints for Spring and Summer 2012....

Starsky showing them how it's done

Wogan getting in on the act too

Vintage chiq

Rat Walk King