Monday morning's 8:35 reading waggon to Kings Cross....

Just how the Rat Race Stalker likes her subjects - occupied preferably reading and in their own little world, makes my little crime that little bit easier....

Chicken Jowl-Frezie

Billy Jowl

Tessa Jowls

Drowned Rats on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A little sprinkle of rain did not deter the Rat Race Stalker this morning....

Face like thunder and a head like a mountain

Walter Matthau catching up on some literature

Wet afro eyebrows

Give us your best side on the 11:28 to Moorgate....

....A right set of posers on the train this morning, showing off their perfect profiles. Anyone would think we were on the set of Britains next top model....



Work it Miss Marple, show us what you got



Pout it brother



Work that chin, oh yes, perfect



Happy Mondays on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Tired, stubbled and withdrawn - it looks like we're all suffering from 'lazyitus' this morning....

It's not like Ronnie Corbett not to have a shave

Frank from Footballers Wives just chillin listening to some beats

The carriage eye candy

Friday Flavour on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

This lot, with their perfectly symmetrical faces bursting with character, are wasted on the Rat Race. They are beauties. If I was a casting director, I'd make them all stars....



I detect a vibe of the ol' thespian Ronnie Reagan, from this guy



A cobble beauty! Corrie is crying out for her. Emily Bishop, watch your back sista....



An older, porkier Branning brother in Eastenders....



Stiff upper lips on the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

Pin drop silence, lack of eye contact, lack of smiles, lack of conversation - welcome to Tuesday mornings Rat Race....

Carriage of delights on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A bouffant, big eyebrows, jowls, chins, hooters, big eyes, specs, stubbles, receding hair - all the rat racer characteristics that make my journey so enjoyable....



Tumbleweed eyebrows

 

Her eyes are as small as piss holes in the snow without her glasses



Looks like someones letting one rip

Welcome onboard Tuesday's 10:48 Lurgee Wagon to Moorgate....

Sneezing, coughing and snot all over the gaff this morning. The main offenders this time, being the boys, suffering with what I think they call Man Flu....

Man, your tash has crusty bogies on it



Man, stop wiping your nose on your cuff

 

Man, you don't have to sneeze so loud

Just another Manic Monday on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

These Rat racers must have got frantically dressed this morning and forgot to get some razor action on their boat race....



Keith Bishop from The Office in da house

 

Watch out villains, The Equaliser's in town

 

That stubble will be a bush by tea time!



The pouting crew onboard the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

These Rat Racers couldn't stop showing off their bee stung smackers. Well Angelina Jolie has nothing on this lot....



The 'paid on hubby's credit card', look (the tits are next)



The lemon sucker, look



The frozen wide open, look



Prints Charmings on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These cat walk hotties showcasing the best in bold prints for Spring and Summer 2012....

Starsky showing them how it's done

Wogan getting in on the act too

Vintage chiq

Rat Walk King

Baby got chin on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

I love big chins and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny....                              

(But please note, not one chin is ever the same)

The full moon neck concealer  chin

The tree trunk chin

The tripple dumpling chin

Stripes and power suits onboard the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Perfectly groomed, dressed to impress and smelling sweet - this lot are way ahead of the rat race....

Can't figure out whether this guy is staring right at me or right out the window

You can't beat a fitted polyester, capped sleeved, suit jacket

Bad taste and stubbles onboard the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Either some people shaved in the dark today or they were going for the George Michael designer stubble look - well that I can accept, but men in white belts, that is unacceptable....

Never trust a man who wears a white belt

Becareful Cato doesn't fling down his book and karate chop you

Harry Potter wannabe

Nippy Rat Racers onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

Ooh somebody close the windows and crank up the heater, we're freezing our titty's off on here! But luckily we're all wrapped up in our various classy attire - satin paisley lined hoods, silk scarves, cashmere pasmina's, to name a few....

Separated at birth on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

Just like a script from a soap, these Rat Racers travel to work every day on the same train sat just a stones throw away from eachother, but little to they know, they may be sibblings....

Brother Beyond

Big Brother

Big Brothers Little Brother

Brother Where Art Thou Hand

First Day Back at Work on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

Caning that whole tin of Danish Butter Cookies followed by a box of Black Magic and washing them them off with one too many snowballs, seemed such a good idea at the time....

Guess it's time to get the Jennifer Ellison fitness DVD out

Got a brussel sprout stuck in his right jowel

That baggy shirt hiding a multitude of sins....