Lords and Ladies of Leisure on board the 9:28 to Moorgate....

Laid back Rat racers this morning with no huffers or puffers in site. In fact everyone was looking rather slick!



Mexican wave hair



Holding on to dear life to her treasured Hermes




Party time fringe



The Movember lick on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

Hello everybody peeps

Magnum PI's doing his crossword

Make yourself at home, won't ya pal

Cons on the loose on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

I'm sorry but this guy looks like he's on the run, that greasy hair and stubble and the way he's staring at the woman opposite him. She better watch out, looks like he wants to give her serious beats. Another thing, I didn't know Fred West was still alive ....

He can't stop eye balling the sista sat in front of him

Yo sis, watch he doesn't strangle you with your scarf

Fred West

Fat lot of use this guy would be if it was to all kick off!

Lemon suckers onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross

Slightly sour faced this morning and not the chirpiest bunch, but full of great character none the less....

Pudding Chin

Blimey, who you going dressed as?

Classic garm: The old faithful, Thick Ribbed Polo Neck Zip up

Book worms on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

....Rat Racers, reading till their hearts content....

Ahh I'm sure your Prince Charming is out there somewhere luv, but for now a Mills and Boon will have to do

On a Fry Chronicles tip

The People's Friend

Hey up, it's Phil Spector's sister on the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

....Rounded specs, a small round double chin and most importantly of all a crispy tight curled bouffant - the resemblance is uncanny. I wonder what hair she'll be sporting tomorrow?

'crispy tight curled bouffant'

This silver fox had a date with the spray tan, last night

Who you undressing with your eyes, Mr?

Weight of the world on their shoulders, on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These Rat Racers look like they've got alot on their boat. Ahhh, deep breath lads, be home time before you know it....

"Another day another dollar...arrrghh!"

"Roll on Retirement!"

"My boss is a dick!"

The Mr.Men on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

Well hark at me, how lucky was I sharing my carriage this morning with the legendary Mr.Men....

Mr.Lazy

Mr.Worry

and Mr.Grumpy....aka Mr.Face Like Thunder!

Spec - tacular Rat Racers on board the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Well I learnt this morning that no one pair of specs are ever the same....

Rectangular glass, nostril resters

Large, square glass magnifiers

Ridge of nose, resters - perfect for those with a more angular hooter

Lots of hair heads onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These fella's don't know how lucky they are, most men their age would be rockin a crooked toupee. Check out their wonderful barnets....

Check out the high waisted, checkered trousers, held up with the thinnest belt he could find

A well insulated man thanks to his two chins, eye brows and head hair

This guy's an adult version of Barbie's fella Ken - hence the shiney doll hair

The designer stubble makes a come back on the 9:02 to Kings Cross

Hairs to a wonderful day......

Hairy biker David Myers. Why aye man, diggin the solid goatee

Salman Rushdie rockin a bit of facial hair

Stubble trouble

Z Listers onboard the 8:02 to Kings Cross

Now then boys, you can't pull the wool over my eyes, I know who you are....

Adrian Chiles (or a toby jug)

Mo al fayed's tash makes him look a bit creepy

Chris 'thick of it' Langham

Mutton and Lamb on the 11:08 to Moorgate....

I was half expecting this lady below to whip off her mac, revealing her bare essentials - strippergram stylie....

This lady is either dressed as a prozzie, going to a fancy dress do or auditioning for Tootsie!

Lamb dressed as Mutton?

Cream Crackered!

The Three Tenors on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

It was back to world cup fever 1990 on my carriage this morning, but not quite as I remember, as the Three Tenors graced us with their presence....

Cerreras is getting his tash ready for Movember

err, more like Pat Arotti....

....and Dom Ingo!

Monday's Mardy Bum's onboard the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

Oi fella's, if the wind changes, your face's will stay that way....

Checked shirt emphasising the ol' gut there

Ian Hislop praying he won't get sued this week

Steven Spielberg is not a morning person

The Jolly Boys Outing on the 9:02 to Kings Cross....

These four Musketeers are on a day trip to London. It was so funny listening to them bicker about their itinerary for the day....

(Wannabe) Leader of the pack

Apparently he "knows London like the back of his hand!"

Think the boys have worn him out -  nackered already and the day hasn't even started

I Shouldn't have had that curry last night!