Carriage of delights on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

A bouffant, big eyebrows, jowls, chins, hooters, big eyes, specs, stubbles, receding hair - all the rat racer characteristics that make my journey so enjoyable....



Tumbleweed eyebrows

 

Her eyes are as small as piss holes in the snow without her glasses



Looks like someones letting one rip

Welcome onboard Tuesday's 10:48 Lurgee Wagon to Moorgate....

Sneezing, coughing and snot all over the gaff this morning. The main offenders this time, being the boys, suffering with what I think they call Man Flu....

Man, your tash has crusty bogies on it



Man, stop wiping your nose on your cuff

 

Man, you don't have to sneeze so loud

Just another Manic Monday on the 7:28 to Kings Cross....

These Rat racers must have got frantically dressed this morning and forgot to get some razor action on their boat race....



Keith Bishop from The Office in da house

 

Watch out villains, The Equaliser's in town

 

That stubble will be a bush by tea time!



The pouting crew onboard the 8:35 to Kings Cross....

These Rat Racers couldn't stop showing off their bee stung smackers. Well Angelina Jolie has nothing on this lot....



The 'paid on hubby's credit card', look (the tits are next)



The lemon sucker, look



The frozen wide open, look



Prints Charmings on board the 8:02 to Kings Cross....

These cat walk hotties showcasing the best in bold prints for Spring and Summer 2012....

Starsky showing them how it's done

Wogan getting in on the act too

Vintage chiq

Rat Walk King